Tiny Universe Enthusiast Pillows

Microbe World

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Little Piano

'Well that's certainly new!'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

The Big Bang

Space: Property of No-One

'Now watch and listen!'

New Images from Hubble

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

The Big A** Theory

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"