Tiny Triumphant T-Shirts

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Football Fans

"He likes it."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The Hobby Store

Double Bass

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

One!

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Leaping

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

Fisherman with tiny catch

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'