Tiny Territory Defender Mugs

'This is my favorite place in the whole world.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

"Don't invade his space."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Claiming the North Pole for Mother Russia isn't as much fun as I thought.

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

Cyber Attacks Against USA

Computer Crimes

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

"It's dangerous territory you're taking on, Adams. Our legal people are drafting your will for you as a precaution..."

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

A child making an assumption based on appearances.

"I think I have diaper rash...whoever is responsible for this I'll sue when I grow up."

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"This one is for cybersecurity."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

When cartoonists sleep.