Tiny Teacher's Pet T-Shirts

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Home Schooling'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Math Teacher

'They sure have small litters.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Did You Miss Me?

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

'Think Basics.'

"How small will he get?"

Our staff are well trained and can deal with most situations calmly and patiently.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Final Exams Today

Hamster IV

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Student getting attention with foam sports hand.

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

'They canceled school today -- the teacher couldn't find her hand puppets.'

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

Teacher's Lounge

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"