Tiny Taste Tester Gifts

"Kids Menu Square"

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

Bad for you but to die for

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Cereal Tasting.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Big Burgers.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"