Tiny Talkers Prints

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

The Book Club

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

The Baby Mechanic

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

Dancing children

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'Wanna come out and play?'

Children playing divorcees

"I don't have a problem with social drinking. It's the social not-drinking that gives me trouble."

'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?'

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"