Small Talk
Awkward Small Talker Prints
Decorate their space with a print that captures the essence of being an awkward small talker. A humorous statement piece that’s perfect for inspiring smiles and conversations.
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.
Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'
What price beauty?
Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.
How to Do Small Talk??!!
"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
The Art of Bantering!
"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"
"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."
"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."
Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.
He took every chance to practice his talk.
'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'
Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
"He's surprisingly good at small talk."
Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'
Send. End.
"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
Small Talk Lounge
"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"
'It's not you it's me not liking you.'
A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady
"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"
"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"
"I'm good thanks."
'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'
Awkward Small Talker Prints Collection
Awkward Small Talker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the awkward small talker with witty and relatable designs—perfect for mornings and coffee breaks.
Awkward Small Talker Pillows
Find soft, humorous pillows that highlight the quirky side of small talk—great for adding humor to any space.
Awkward Small Talker T-Shirts
Discover funny T-shirts that showcase the charm of the awkward small talker—ideal for casual wear and making social occasions more fun.