Tiny Surgeon Pillows

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

The Hobby Store

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Kids Playing Doctor.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Doc's Kid.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'I don't feel that bad.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'Reflexes normal.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

'Reflexes Normal.'

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

Book surgery.