"When you said you were up to 50 laps, I was impressed. But that was until I saw the size of your pool."
Tiny Pool Advocate Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their tiny pool enthusiasm. Perfect for coffee or tea, these witty designs make mornings more cheerful for your favorite advocate.
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'
'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'
'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'
'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'
'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'
Swimming Prankster
Bankside
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.
Cruise.
'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'
'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'
"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."
"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."
Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.
Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths
"You should consider buying."
Implausible Retirement Housing Options
Miniature Trailer on Desert Island
'He's a natural born fisherman.'
Swimming Champion.
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."
'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'
This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"
Chick Billiard Ball
"That's your tiny house!"
'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'
Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...
'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'
"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"
Tiny Pool Advocate Mugs Collection
Tiny Pool Advocate Pillows
Browse cozy pillows featuring tiny pool themes that add a splash of humor and comfort to any lounge or bedroom décor.
Tiny Pool Advocate Prints
Check out vibrant prints capturing the spirit of tiny pools—ideal for decorating a pool lover’s favorite space with splashy style.
Tiny Pool Advocate T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase tiny pool passion with clever slogans and fun graphics—great for pool parties or everyday wear.