Tiny Picasso Mugs

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Crayons again?"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Face painting by numbers.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Just call me Picasso!

Children's Art Show.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Martial Arts

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."