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Kids Playing Doctor.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

The Hobby Store

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

Junior doctor kits.

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'I don't feel that bad.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'Stop her Henry!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'