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'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Doc's Kid.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

Junior doctor kits.

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'I don't feel that bad.'

'Reflexes normal.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"