Tiny Mechanic Prints

The Hobby Store

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Child driving a toy car

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Baby Playing Violin

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Education and Apprenticeships

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

Baby's First Opera

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

'Show off!'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

The Baby Mechanic