Tiny Auto Aficionado Prints

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Inflating Boobs.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Smile

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Nice park. . .

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

I love my motor.