Tiny Driver Adventures T-Shirts

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Child driving a toy car

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I need a jump!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Gas eyedropper.

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Useless car accessories.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Are we there yet?'

Model Shop

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

Man driving very small car

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

America needs smaller cars.

Road Buddies

Hamster Land

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."