Tiny Dishwasher T-Shirts

'It's nice of you to let me help wash the dishes Dad!'

Baby Piano

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Hobby Store

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Child driving a toy car

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Child on Christmas Eve

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Bass Clef

Kids on Building Site.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Good dog!"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

Kid's towel.

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."