Tiny Dessert Critic Mugs

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Shark infested custard!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I say we move on to dessert."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'