Tiny Dancers Prints

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Dancing children

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Football Fans

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Four children playing the flute.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

One!

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Take a bow!

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Leaping

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Child doing the washing up

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

The Book Club

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

Victorian Children's Party

Children playing divorcees

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'