Tiny Coder Gifts

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Today we learned to count to one.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Open Source.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

Computer College Graduation.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'