Tiny Bandleaders Mugs

Four children playing the flute.

Baby Piano

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Martial Arts

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Leaping

I rule by fear.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Little Piano

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Bass Clef

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The new 'Pat the Fire' book did not go over too well with some children..."

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

Dancing children

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Children playing divorcees

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

Jazz Club: "Don't just sit there, shoobedoobedoo something."

"Have you chosen your bedtime story yet, Tommy?"