Tinkering Titan T-Shirts

The guy who thought he could repair his microwave oven

"Young Frankenstein"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'My God we being invaded!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Addiction to mobile.

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Venice 1609: Someone plays a practical joke on Galileo. . .

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

Buffering

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Alien surrendering to huge telescope because it looks like a gun