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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Early cyborg.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Fixing the Computer.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"