Tin-can Taster Pillows

"My compliments to the can opener."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

My comfort zone

Octopi a la mode.

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Wine not?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Brew Clubs

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Little Dark Specks

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Bees

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

'I've been living out of a tin since my wife left me.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).

"Enough yin. More yang."

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels