Timelines T-Shirts

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Your car called- It's not taking you home until that report's finished.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'Safe!'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Life Tetris

When pedants take a break.

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'