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'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The Other Cooperstown

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Europe and immigration.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.