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'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The High Line at Giza

After the Sentence

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Europe and immigration.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"