Timeless Truths Fan Prints

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Circus trousers

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Don Quixote Update.

Graham Greene.

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

'Low self esteem.'

Dido and Aeneas

Sword

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

Doctors Office Waiting Room. War and Peace. Atlas Shrugged. Crime and Punishment. This isn’t a good sign -- Most doctors' waiting rooms have magazines.

Tonight: The Rolling Stones

"Life is like a bowl of cherries. Hard plastic on the inside. Cheese spread on the top."

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'