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Love at First Sight

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

'Do you come here often?'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Antiques

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

' Love and pole vault'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

Valentine for Guru.

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"He loves me!"

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

Old love.

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Hoping for a little romance on his date with Cindy, Mike soon realized the pitfalls of dating a veterinarian's daughter.

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

The Big Jump

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

"Ken bats left-handed, enjoys cultural as well as outdoor activities, and seeks a sensitive non-smoking woman for a lasting partnership that includes long walks, good music, and fielding practice."