Timeless Beauty Enthusiast Pillows

As you like it - 'You can say what you want, the Ancient is always beautiful...' 'Yes, dear wife, in marble...'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"