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Visiting 'friends'.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"Help! Set me free!"

Policeman's face reveals clock.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Biological alarm clock!

Do' you have the time?'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."