Timekeeper's Dream T-Shirts

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The Monroe Doctrine

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Do' you have the time?'