Time Zones Gifts

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

International date line.

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

"Eastern or Central Standard time?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"We like to treat all our employees as individuals. This for example is individual No. P3604."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Shake'

1986 is my year

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...