Time Tuner Mugs

Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass.

"They grow up so fast."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

New Belief Systems

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Internal Clock

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

'Tuna's here John.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

Straightening up.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

Predatory Pianos.

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

Piano tuner with an assistant.

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

'OK start her up!'

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'