Time-travelling Ballerina Fan Pillows

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Here be dragons.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Name your sources."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Midnight Basketball

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Take a bow!

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

Mirror mirror...

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Fairtale prosecutions.

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Bow

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Finesse fishing

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs on the Maury show: "I have the DNA results right here!"

The emperor has no phone!

"It's post-gingerbread."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"