Time-travelling Ballerina Fan Pillows

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Here be dragons.

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Take a bow!

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

Fairtale prosecutions.

Mirror mirror...

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Bow

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Finesse fishing

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"It's post-gingerbread."