Ballet Fan Pillows

"I found this dying swan."

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Bow

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Commuters"

Finesse fishing

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Dancing in a circle

The Firebird

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Sugar Plum Fairy

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Mouse King

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Cinderella

Fritz chasing Clara for her Nutcracker

The Mouse King

"I've just been to the ballet... all those girls on their toes... Why don't they employ TALLER ones...?

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

Jeff hated performance reviews.