Ballet Lover Pillows

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Swan Lake

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

Maleficent

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

Dancer

Six Princesses

Mirlitons from the Nutcracker

"Who left their egg behind?"

Ballet Couple

Sleeping Beauty

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

Nosferatutu.

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

Peter Ilitch Tschaikovsky

Dating, Ballet Style.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"I concur. It's time to move her to three-three."

Under a general's desk

The Choreograph

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Your tiny hand is frozen...