Time Traveller Wannabe Pillows

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"What asteroid?"

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Sundial Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time Machine Collision

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."