Time Traveller Wannabe Pillows

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"What asteroid?"

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Time Machine Collision

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Dr. Roo.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'