Time Traveller Admirer Pillows

"I was frozen in time for 300 million years, so before I start working, can you fill me in on all the technology I've missed? WilI need this club?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Can that be right?"

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Grandfather Clock

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'