Time-traveling Treasure Hunter Mugs

"Incredible, Jenkins. We've never found relics from the Ice age and the Iron age in one cave before."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

Theorbo

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"Whadya know, we're being audited."