Time-traveling Student Mugs

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Dr. Roo.

Time Machine Collision

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Cavemen Exhibit

Inventing Time Travel

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'What happens after the end of time?'

Boss

Owl Through Time

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

"You'll get over him."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"Hi. We're from the future."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

The Tardis Shed

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."