Time-traveling Slacker T-Shirts

Let your laid-back adventurer express their timeless style with our fun and clever t-shirts. Ideal for anyone who loves to chill through history and beyond, these shirts bring a relaxed vibe to any era.

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"How did people waste time before computers?"

"How did people waste time before computers?" mockup

"How did people waste time before computers?"

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"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition." mockup

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

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"Meet the scribe"

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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'That's about it so far, Son.'

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"We're following Carrot Top."

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"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?" mockup

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

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Second hand furniture.

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil." mockup

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now." mockup

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.' mockup

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

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Time for vacation, time for work. mockup

Time for vacation, time for work.

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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"Early model of baggage claim"

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"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!" mockup

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

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'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.'' mockup

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

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Danger Slow Sand.

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"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life." mockup

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

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'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.' mockup

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

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'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.' mockup

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it." mockup

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

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"I don't know who you are!"

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23." mockup

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.' mockup

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

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The power of now

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"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now." mockup

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

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Time-traveling Slacker T-Shirts Collection

Time-traveling Slacker Mugs

Discover our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the relaxed, time-hopping individual. Bring a smile to their face with witty designs on all your favorite drinkware.

Time-traveling Slacker Pillows

Explore our comfy pillows featuring fun, clever designs for the leisurely time explorer. Add a humorous touch to their relaxation space today.

Time-traveling Slacker Prints

Browse our unique art prints that celebrate the playful side of time travel. Ideal for adding personality and fun to any room for your favorite slackers.