Time-traveling Detectives Mugs

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Leslie Caron.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Sundial Time

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"You'll get over him."

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Early Sexting

"Hi. We're from the future."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Crap. I overslept."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

The Land Before Time.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'