Time-travelers Delight Mugs

Early camera selfie stick

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Time Management

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."