Time Tamer Prints

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Monday around 9PM.

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"I'm looking at your timesheet here. Clock watching two hours a day."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Lovely dovetail."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

Parenting Business Deals

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork