Time Saving Gifts

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Time Is Money

"I'm bored."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

Fries and kids

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

How much would you take off for cash?

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Child on a schedule.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

World Meat Consumptiom

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'