Time Change Discussers Gifts

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Kids today

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

'Is this going to be on the test?'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

As Gregor Samsa awoke he found his body was still adjusting to daylight savings.

'To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the International Date Line myself.'

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

Mother teaching her children to read.

Listen - it's psychoanalysis coming up the river from Vienna.

Danger Noodl hath thange-time thumper power