Time Change Discussers Gifts

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Kids today

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

'Is this going to be on the test?'

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

"Fall back...spring ahead."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Most Millennial want a third major party to challenge the Republicans and Democrats. The last time a third party rose up and toppled a big-two party was when the Republicans supplanted the Whigs. What do you think that generation was called? Google says they were the "Progressives," but that doesn't sound old-timey enough to be right. I'm not sure what they should be named, but I'm pretty sure it should include the word "falutin." You should have your own political show.

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

'Bugger!'

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

'To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the International Date Line myself.'

As Gregor Samsa awoke he found his body was still adjusting to daylight savings.

How California Republicans Can Still Win Campaigns

"I don't care if he is one of the few dissenting voices around. Make him stop whispering in my ear!"

Mother teaching her children to read.

Listen - it's psychoanalysis coming up the river from Vienna.