Time Capsules Pillows

"That is not an anti-aging pill."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Moses on the web

Lazy Octopus

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Deadlines, Inc.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Modern camping

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Father Time Management

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Harv works the red shift.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Caveman at Computer

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"