Time-bending Trickster T-Shirts

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Look a huge bird!'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Safe!'

Scarecrow Directions

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'What a divot?'

'Say when.'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Pianist Fraud

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

Toad Rage

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat