Time Awareness Prints

Time Is Money

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Baby Screen Time

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Can that be right?"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"You're late."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Hour Glass

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"I'm very good with punctuation."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

1986 is my year

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'I am an unhappy employee.'

The passage of time.

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

'Time? Time's relative.'

Internal Clock

Time Passes...For Meaning.

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Checking watch

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

'I remember you when you were a cute little tyke!"