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'It's a veritable superstore for us woodworm!'

"First time pruning?"

"Lovely dovetail."

D.I.Y

"Today, son, you are a man."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Timber preservation

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Tree growing

Woodwork

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

Absurd log splitting machine

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

"Redwood or oak?"

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'Say it with Timber'

Timber!

Solicitors for the timber industry - closed for Arbor Day.

"You did this? Wow, you're good."

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

"Should we have lunch first?"

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

"A splinter! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

Real firewood - last chance for 30 miles.

"I don't know why sawing logs refers to snoring...."

Lumber Jacka**