Tile Trendsetter Pillows

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Penguin job interview

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Blake's Sealant.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

Gentrification of the fridge

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Flower Shop. Sale. Careful, he's putting down some new tiles. A florist and a floorist!

'Those show-offs. Did you see their coffee table Kindle?'

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

This is the last swatch I'm getting you.

No personal food trays.

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

Scribble. Board Games for Doctors.

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

"It's the latest thing... press on nails."

Bathroom Chess

Muslin Fundamentalists.